TV's Top 10 Money Earners (Comedy)
62These Figures Might Make You Cry Instead of Laugh!
These top-paid actors make enough money each week to feed a small country for a year!. I wonder how many dollars these actors makes per giggle? You can look for Charlie Sheen to drop off this list very soon, as he has been FIRED from the top-rated show on television! If all of the others on this list can juggle their personal lives with their professional status as a celebrity, they might just be able to hang on to their paychecks a little bit longer. Why do these actors get paid so much? Because we (the Universe) love them, that's why. If that ain't enough to make you want to cry, I don't know what would.
Charlie Sheen (Two and a Half Men) Over $2M per episode
It is a crying shame that Charlie Sheen couldn't keep his life together. The series was on hold for a while, then he got fired altogether, so you can look for him to be off this list very soon. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie...what a waste!
Jon Cryer (Two and a Half Men) $550,000 per episode
I am pretty sure that if things don't work out so that Two and a Half Men can continue, you can look for Jon Cryer to have his own comedy series. He's the real star of Two and a Half Men.
Marcia Cross (Desperate Housewives) $400,000 per episode
I've known a lot of desperate housewives in my lifetime...none of them look like these ladies!
Teri Hatcher (Desperate Housewives) $400,000 per episode
Felicity Huffman (Desperate Housewives) $400,000 per episode
Eva Longoria Parker (Desperate Housewives) $400,000 per episode
Dan Castellaneta (The Simpsons) $400,000 per episode
Julie Kavner (The Simpsons) $400,000 per episode
Tina Fey (30 Rock) $350,000 per episode
Funny, funny lady.
Jeremy Piven (Entourage) $350,000 per episode
